Impulsivity.net

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Most Recent - For those of you who are too damn lazy to go find your own content. Google Global Polling - The world's demographics, as provided by the only search engine named after a misspelled number.
The ADHD Bible - It's like the good book, but my version has a Furby in it. Thoughts - Slogans that aren't worth the liquid crystals they're aggregating.
Links that Should not Be - Providing you with the best in kidney-stabbingly bad internet content. Answers to All-too-frequently Asked Questions - Impudent responses to imbecilic queries.
The Battle of the Acronyms - This is what I think about all day long. It's kind of a gross feeling. The Vagrant - That which isn't quite willing to play well with other posts.
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Impulsivity.net is a irregularly updated humor site, with fresh-picked content brought to market whenever the whim strikes me. Come back soon, and I'll let your kitten live.