Impulsivity.net
It sucks less than having your thumbs broken by a loan shark.
Esther
The Isrealites did something that pissed God off. I don't really remember what it was.
And then God said to the Isrealites, "You suck! You suck! You suck on toast!"
And the Isrealites were all like, "Huh?"
And then a clown showed up, and danced and sang, and juggled.
And then Esther beheaded a guy.
And God was all like, "Rock on!"
Copyright 2006, property of Audrey Smerbeck. If you steal it, you will feel guilty and your eyes will be pecked out by ravenous denizens of a nearby brewery. They know who you are.