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It sucks less than having your thumbs broken by a loan shark.

Esther

The Isrealites did something that pissed God off. I don't really remember what it was.

And then God said to the Isrealites, "You suck! You suck! You suck on toast!"

And the Isrealites were all like, "Huh?"

And then a clown showed up, and danced and sang, and juggled.

And then Esther beheaded a guy.

And God was all like, "Rock on!"

Return to face your destiny!

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