A Tale of Taxation

So some people are bitching and moaning about their taxes and instead of just hacking into Rome's database and removing themselves from the IRS's records like *intelligent* people, they go whining to Jesus.

Now Jesus is a cool guy. People are constantly whining at him, asking him for shit, and beating him half to death. You'd think he'd be sick of it, but instead of saying, "Shove it, beyotches," like a know I would want to do if I were a diety, he gives this really kick ass speech. Then he pulls a coin out of a fish.

WTF?

Most of the time, Jesus is either busy attracting myriads of cannabals-to-be, saying nicey stuff like "Blessed are the whoever", and doing goddish sorts of things like raising people from the dead and casting out demons.

But here, he's all like, "Hey, look! Guys, I found a coin! Bitchin!"

Thus sayeth the Lord, "Give to Ceasar what is Ceasar's and give to God what is - dudes! A quarter! Let's go to the arcade and get some Pac-man on!"

And God was all like, dude, how's about you pick one topic and stick with it for once?

And Jesus was all like, VIVA LA CAUSA!