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The Matchup: NBA vs. NRA
The NBA, known for gathering really tall people together in one place to sweat a lot and sell sneakers, has excellent dribbling, passing, and shooting skills. They are weak to marketing attacks, but float relatively well in water.
The NRA has a different sort of shooting skills. They also have uber-lobbying power and Charlton Heston on their side, but their bouyancy is poor.
Battle #1...begin!
*scuffle*
*scuffle*
*bouncy basketball noises*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*3-pointer noise*
*AK-47 noise*
The Victor: The NRA!
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