Google on Love

The things that people love:
"I love Paul McCartney's Freedom" - 0
"I love Soren Kierkegaard" - 7
"I love Captain Picard" - 99
"I love Jane Goodall" - 124
"I love Ben Franklin" - 179
"I love Tijuana" - 322
"I love Jimmy Carter" - 500
"I love Audrey" - 502
"I love Paris Hilton" - 603
"I love my mom, but" - 686
"I love mangos" - 837
"I love hope" - 2,100
"I love breasts" - 6,260
"I love apples" - 10,600
"I love freedom" - 19,700
"I love peace" - 20,200
"I love the Beatles" - 29,900
"I love coffee" - 180,000
"I love my country" - 229,000
"I love Jesus" - 331,000
"I love New York" - 393,000

So, let's take a look at these. Actual freedom out-ranks the song Freedom, but still isn't as good as the Beatles. The Beatles are in turn shown to in fact not be bigger than Jesus, who is apparently less popular than New York, despite the fact that Jesus doesn't have taxicabs. Coffee is better than peace and freedom combined. Paris Hilton is more popular than Jimmy Carter and breasts are better than hope. Captain Picard is less beloved than Jane Goodall. New York is better than Tijuana by several orders of magnitude. And I'm better than Ben Franklin.