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Google on Morality

Some General Advice:
"Be nice to the other children" - 36 hits
"Be patient and gentle" - 579
"Kick their asses" - 61,600
"Kill them all" - 165,000

People's preferences for anorexically skinny weights:
"I like big butts" - 22,300
"I like very skinny girls" - 2

Social conscientiousness:
"Free Tibet" - 250,000
"free ipod" - 1,710,000

Heroism:
"Thomas Jefferson is my role model" - 1 hit
"Hitler is my role model" - 13 hits
"Britney Spears is my role model" - 126 hits

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