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How Google Finishes Proverbs:


If at first you don't succeed...
destroy all evidence that you tried.
kill Castro.
Spam and Spam again.
Stop Proposed Legislation to Set Up New Intellectual Property Right in Facts Themselves.
automate the automatic.
to hell with it.

Out of the frying pan and into...
the Cube.
the grease fire.
Indoor Tanning.
the Spectrometer.
the engine.

Revenge is a dish best served...
online.
with cabbage.
popped.
with postage.
with a small pile of strawberries.
smelly.

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