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How People Finish Sentences, According to Google
The sentence stems listed below were used in an exact-match Google search and the various ways people finished the sentences are posted here for your nauseation. All spelling and punctuation are left as I found them.

"You might think I'm strange, but ___"

  • suppose I said those same exact things in a courtroom, on the witness stand under oath.
  • when I want to understand a current trend in data storage concepts, I don’t study
  • I quite like duran duran.
  • i also have a slight bloodlust

    "___ is my anti-drug."

  • Satanism
  • PiNk
  • ALCOHOL
  • George Carlin
  • pot
  • talking people out of psychotic episodes
  • Insouciance
  • BUTTER
  • ecstasy
  • Honda Tech

    ""I've always wanted to kidnap ___"

  • people. Maybe this is a good idea after all.
  • an inanimate object someone is attached to.
  • someone to take them someplace really nice, like a nice lobster dinner, and then return them and just treat it like some normal thing.
  • the dog of an unsuspecting owner at the park and make it my own.
  • Fay but... I can't do it.

    "I know they are dangerous because ___"

  • of the materials used to make them, but how would you go about cleanign this up? And how would you fix the cable??
  • they are used by powerful enemies of America. But I feet a lot of pity for them. They have been brainwashed and they will not know it for a long time, maybe forever.

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