More Finished Thoughts, According to Google

As usual, all spelling and punctuation are exactly as I found them.

If I had a fetish for...
jewelry finishes
cats.
something less common, such as women eating ice cream cones
sporting lads
latino hollywood bikes
men that could provoke literal fear in me with a simple red dot
rolling around In inflatable rubber underwear.

If I had a dollar for every time I…
’ve seen this question since August 1995
heard this, I could quit work and write for Intellectual Whores full-time.
saw a 150-pound accountant following "Mr. Olympia's" chest routine.
had sixty cents, i would be Canada
ponder what Paul Mennucci would do if he were here to guide me through my latest dilemma in woodworking