Google on Vital Statistics

Gender:
"I am male" - 59,300
"I am female" - 68,500
Females apparently comprise 54% of the population.

Age:
"I am an adult" - 384,000
There are more adults than there are males and females combined. Even assuming all gendered persons are adults, 256,200 adults have no discernable gender.
"I am elderly" - 1,400
Apparently, the vast majority of people die prior to the age of 60.
"I am immature" - 649
Clearly, the internet is a bastion of maturity. In fact, their are nearly twice as many (presumably wise) elderly people as there are immature ones. Adults outweigh immature people by a ratio of almost 600:1. Obviously, this explains the high prevalence of mature content on the internet.

Speciation:
"I am a human being" - 29,400
"I am an elf" - 750
"I am a hobbit" - 2,510
"I am a dragon" - 4,190
"I am a vampire" - 8,790

The Relative Frequencies of Ocular Traits:
"I have eyes" - 47,000
"I have brown eyes" - 49,500
"I have blue eyes" - 67,300
So, apparently, there are more blue-eyed than brown-eyed people in this world. And only 47,000 people have eyes.
Think about what the color frequencies tell us about the level of self-deception on the internet. And what the eye-frequency tells us about the number of people who are searching via braille.
Huh.