Why I'm Bad at Interviewing, Part Four

What are some things you particularly liked about your last job?
The reasonably frequent opportunities for larceny.

Do you consider your progress on the job representative of your ability? Why?
No, my superhuman shapechanging powers never came in handy.

How do you feel about the way you & others in the department were managed by your supervisor?
Bored.

What is your long-term employment or career objective?
To create a brilliantly successful Columbian drug running operation that will net billions in laundered money.

What kind of job do you see yourself holding five years from now?
Imprisioned liscense-plate maker.

What might make you leave this job?
Forcible restraint.