Stupid Livejournal Survey, Number Three

1. First name: The first name was probably something like "Ugggg". And then Ugggg went out and picked flowers and berries and got killed by a maurading mastodon.
2. Were you named after anyone?: Many people, including Einstein, my older brother, Bach, Ugggg, and pretty much anyone before 1984.
3. Do you wish on stars?: Well, I have a fleeting moment where I think, "I wish I weren't incinerating," but then, that's why I don't stand on stars very often.
4. Which finger is your favorite?: I suppose Jimmy Carter's pointer finger, but really, his thumbs are quite shapely as well.
5. When did you last cry?: As I walked to the cookie store, I cried, "Look, there's a birdie!" Upon later consideration, I realized it was not a birdie, but rather a police car.
6. Do you like your handwriting?: Not since it started talking to my sense of dignity behind my back
8. Any bad habits?: I occasionally fly off the handle and gently weed the garden.
9. What is your most embarassing CD on the shelf?: If anything in my room stayed on shelves, do you think my website would be "impulsivity.net"?
10. If you were another person, would you be friends?: That depends, can I be Jimmy Carter?
11. Are you a daredevil?: Yes, but not in the "try anything" sense. More in the, "blind superhero" sense.
12. Have you ever told a secret you swore not to tell?: Yeah, that's how the British knew when to attack.
13. Do looks matter?: No, but gaze attacks do.
14. How do you release anger?: Through a system of pores on my palms and forehead.
15. Where is your second home?: Very near my minute home.
16. Do you trust others easily?: Well, trusting people is easier than killing them, so - given that - yeah.
17. What was your favorite toy as a child?: A replica of St. Peter's Basilica made entirely of peanut butter.
18. What class in school do you think is totally useless?: Mammalia.
19. Do you have a journal?: No. Clearly I am not posting this in a journal.
22. What do you look for a in boy/girlfriend?: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I want a definitive gender. None of this boygirl stuff. I refuse to date boygirls.
23. What are your nicknames?: I was once called Mr. President, but I prefer not to think about that.
24. Would you bungee jump?: How many bungees would a bungee jump if a bungee could jump bungees?
25. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?: No, but I do unbutton them.
26. Do you think that you are strong?: Not unless I've got Divine Power cast on me. And so far, Jesus has not been forthcoming with a cleric casting progression.
27. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?: Exuberant.
28. Shoe size?: I'm afraid I don't have a favorite shoe size, although I am partial to half-sizes.
29. What are your favorite colors?: Clear, navy yellow, and dark white.
30. How many wisdom teeth do you have?: Only one, but it adds a +4 enhancement bonus to Wisdom.
31. Who do you miss most right now?: Some of my buddies from college. They're very good at dodging.
32. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?: Yes. Everyone I send this to must send it back, or they shall be cast into the pit of unlikely defenestrating flames.
33. What are you listening to right now?: The last thing I ate.
34. Last thing you ate?: Some spicy red beans.
35. Who did you last talk to on the phone?: A Soviet spy. He kept trying to sell my missile defense codes and tell me that I was preapproved for a Mastercard.
36. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Their nostrils.
37. Do you like the person who sent this to you?: No, I loathe the internet.
38. How are you today?: I exist because of a bunch of weirdly bound subatomic particles. Wanna fight about it?
39. Favorite drink?: The blood of the innocent.
40. Favorite alcoholic drink?: The blood of the innocent and vodka.
41. Favourite sports?: I suppose since they changed over to British spelling for this one question, I'll have to pick cricket.
42. Hair color?: Is "covered in toothpaste" a color?
43. Eye color?: I'm partial toward those creepy hourglass eyes of doom that drove Raistlin insane.
44. Do you wear contacts?: My Soviet contacts keep their distance, thank you very much.
45. Siblings?: I prefer not to wear my siblings.
46. Favorite month?: I like Nissan because it's a month and a car.
47. Favorite food?: Sweet and sour 2% milk.
48. Last movie you watched?: Anchorman: The Legend of Russel Crowe.
49. Favourite day of the year?: Oh, they slipped into British for this one, too. I dunno. Fish and Chips day? Harry Potter day? What the hell's a good British holiday?
50. Are you too shy to ask someone out?: No, I prefer to grab them by the ears and throw them out.
51. Scary movies or happy endings?: I've got to mention, zombie porn has both.
52. Apparently, there is no 52.
53. Hugs or kisses?: I enjoy both, but both are far inferior to toe massages.
54. Relationships or one night stands?: I personally can't stand for an entire night. My feets, they get tired.
57. How old are you?: As old as a great magicberry tree which was planted in 1984.
58. What's on your screen saver?: Dust.
59. Favorite board game?: Why would I like bored games? I prefer games in which I am not bored.
60. What did you watch on TV last night?: The anntenae. I think they moved.
61. Favorite smells?: I can tell you my least-favorite smell. What the hell is sport-scented deoderant? It's all over the place. Sports is the scent that deoderant is supposed to cover up, not create, damnit.
62. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up?: My incredible loathing for sport-scented deoderant.
63. What colour is your pillow?: Florescent brown.
64. When is the next time you talk to your crush?: Once he's done being crushed, I suppose.
65. What do you hate?: All the assassination attempts. Life has been so much less peaceful since I was elected dictator of Quebec.
66. What do you call your dog?: Stay. It's really screwed him up. "Come here, Stay!"
67. What are you wearing?: A psionic skin which grants me Brush Teeth 3x/day.
68. Biggest fear?: That one day I will be kept apart from Jimmy Carter.
69: Was this fun or painful?: It's difficult to tell. The dagger in my arm is sort of interfering with my ability to estimate the painfulness of surveys.